No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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