dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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