so explain again why im purple
no
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Randomize
