escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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