it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
the raccoons are back...
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