Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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