Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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