it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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