Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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