So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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