butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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