i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
