he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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