At least make sure they are 18
Why
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
