True but thats because hes a fetus.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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