508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
People with herpes should wear stickers.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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