But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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