we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I party with great urgency now.
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