Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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