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WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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