Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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