Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
ok first of all what the fuck
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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