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2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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