And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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