jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
All I want is dick and wine.
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