As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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