have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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