I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
