8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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