return my video game
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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