i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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