Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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