How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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