too bad you live with your parents still
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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