Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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