would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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