Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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