it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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