I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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