ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Randomize