I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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