maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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