yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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