Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm at about main and main street
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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