Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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