No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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