Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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