I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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