It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I want to have your abortion
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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