Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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