When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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