I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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