Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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