he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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