he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You are the jesus of drinking
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
