can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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