marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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