normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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