I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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