I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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