im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
cat food counts as protein by the way
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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