He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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