She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
They have beer where we have blood.
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